Perplexed By Pizza

Perhaps it’s not cheesy
Or maybe too greasy

I don’t know
This isn’t pizza

It’s breaded spaghetti
My mind wasn’t ready

I don’t know
This isn’t pizza

I’ll beat you with the broken one
Give me the new and goodbye
Beat you with the broken one
Read you the news, say goodbye

It’s not pepperoni
It’s pork, unspiced, lonely

I don’t know
This isn’t pizza

The cheese is, like, sour
It’s pungent, lacks power

I don’t know
This isn’t pizza

Beat you with the broken one