Who bought all the Claussens?
Who destroyed this shelf?
Walking out with frozen shrimp
cause there is nothing else.
Where’s the macaroni?
Where’s the goddamn cheese?
Left that place with lemonade,
and forgot to get me.
Clyde’s outside, he’s wiping down the world.
Divided is the airwaves,
the speaking that stumbles from tubes
across the country’s confusing.
Tell me which one’s the truth?
Why’s the news so different?
Why is there no hummus?
Why’s the milk all gone?
Carts roll at a rapid pace,
the masks say something’s wrong.
What if there’s no broccoli?
What the hell is that?
Microwave some stuff tonight,
tomorrow I’ll come back.
this is your life chuck johnson 