Thanksgiving (Have a Casino)

Gather round
We’ll break some bread
And in due time, you’ll all be dead.

We’re here now
We’re gonna stay
We’ll wipe you out, wash you away.

Frozen turkey
Dirty bird
Mashed potatoes
What’s the word?

Dark meat all day
Cats eat cheese
Spoon, cracked baster
Gravy, please.

Feathers raised
They’re all so nice
I don’t see why they’d take our wives.

Arrows down
That buckle’s slick
They don’t look like they’ll get us sick.

Let’s all get together.