Nice Resort

Spent my day buying cheeses
This is a nice resort
All vacation and breathing
Don’t give a fuck if I stub my toe reading
This is a nice resort

Cut myself eating pizza
But it’s a nice resort
Calm vacation, fine beaches
Don’t give a fuck if the sand is seething
Do you even care if the sand is seething?
Could it be right? Would it be wrong?
If I walked out there wearing this thong?
Chances are that I won’t
Sun tan lotion in my mind
And I’m contemplating going outside

Cause I’m putting on weight eating this slice
One more piece, I am good on the wine
Eating some ‘za, feeling alright
A little more sauce and this pie’s sublime

I didn’t realize it was spread too thin
‘Til it was too late and it was half done baking
Hungry, trying new toppings and living in sin
Drizzling spirals, tossed salads to begin
It all started when I lost my flip flops
All love for pizza and some love for hip hop
Dreamy dough, this pie will melt hearts preheated
Stuff’d crust is just laziness, makes it all to easy
I eat only the finest ingredients

‘Cause I’m putting on pounds eating this slice
One more piece, I am good on the wine
Eating some ‘za, feeling alright
A little more sauce and this pizza is fire

Nothing is wrong, this pizza’s fire
I’m eating and I’m tanning
I’m tanning, I’m tanning
I’m tanning, I’m tanning
I like my vacations this way